Headcanon: A little before James and Lily’s wedding, James asked Sirius if he’d organize his bachelor party and Sirius went ‘Don’t you mean your stag party?’ and just literally laughed for about 5 minutes straight until James asked Remus to do it instead
1x09 - “Must be fate.”
I’m 90% sure that everyone is still 100% confused about Ziva’s exit from the show
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
You could have just shot me in the face but no you had to fucking tear out my heart and soul instead thanks for being so god damn HUMANE TUMBLR WHY YOU DO THIS
Actual five year olds.
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
I did it… I’ve finally caught them all…..
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS YOU THINK YOU’D NEVER SEE
I would put that shit on my resume
I mean goddamn
- Jennifer Lawrence is a Gift to Mankind
- God Bless Francis Lawrence
- Exact Book Quotes
- Jena Malone and Sam Claflin are Really Hot
- I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying
- How Long Until Mockingjay